Dirt: Why it’s Our Frenemy

“How many times a week should I wash my hair?”

This is a question women, and I suppose men, are asking themselves everyday as they hop into the shower and begin the monotonous wash, rinse and repeat cycle for the millionth time.To answer this question, let’s go back to the basics:
Question: Why do we wash our hair?
Answer: To remove dirt, oil and smells.

Though hair is no longer alive, it is still incredibly porous and soaks up all of the everyday grime you walk through, from your morning perfume spritz to the exhaust from your neighbors 20-year-old Honda to the faint smell of grilled squirrel from the hotdog vendor on the corner to the oily head of the person sitting in the backseat of the cab before you. Ick.
Washing you hair isn’t an option, it’s a necessity for anyone who plans on smelling human—so start unwrapping those dreads, Hippie, there’s no room for your four year old tailpipe-hair here.
So, now that we know WHY we wash, let’s talk about how often.
There is no simple answer to this question; it all depends on your hair type. For those of us blessed with golden locks (holla!), you probably want to wash your hair daily. Most blondes have thin, super porous hair that soaks up anything and everything, leaving your fresh morning-do a late evening-don’t by the time eight o’clock rolls around. Those with thicker hair are able to wait a couple of days between washes, allowing your scalp’s natural oils to condition and hydrate your hair. A good rule of thumb is: if it looks like it needs to be washed, wash it. If not, wait. Habit isn’t something that lends itself to haircare.
Smooth as a Baby’s BottomHave you ever notice the soft, silky cleaness of a baby’s hair? How their natural curls show through and having a bad hair day just doesn’t happen? Now go look in the mirror at your quarter of a century self. You’ve come a long way, baby. Sorry– back to your hair…
The perfection of an infant’s hair isn’t by accident, it’s Johnson & Johnsons.
This stuff is amazing. I wash my hair with it, clean my makeup brushes with it, even soak my hairbrushes in it. Washing your hair once a week with baby shampoo leaves your hair, smooth, silky, smelling great, and most importantly—clean! Run to CVS now and pick up a big bottle. Never again will you buy special clarify shampoo or cleaners for your brushes.
Using a half dollar amount of Johnson’s along with a light product designed to smooth, like: John Freida’s Secret Weapon, from his Frizz-Ease collection, will keep your hair tamed and ready for any styling tool.
Tousling Our Hair in DirtAny stylist will tell you, your haircut looks better the next day. And that’s because it’s dirty.Clean hair simply means outside pollutants are void from your hair, which many misinterpret to mean healthy, but this is quite opposite the case. The less you wash your hair, the more your head is able to release it’s own healthy, vitamin rich oil onto your hair, which protects, helps moisturize and gives it body.

Instead of piling on product at the first sign of lackluster locks — rub some dirt in it. Dirt of course being one of celebrity stylist Jonathan Anton’s top selling products.

As a user of this product, I have to tell you, a little dirt never hurt. In fact it does wonders! I lloovvvee this light, musky scented styling cream. I dip my finger into the pot, grab about a dime sized amount of product and work it into my hands. Then, I turn my head over and start working it through my hair, careful not to concentrate on my roots too much. The result? Voluminous body that looks better than walking out of a salon.
When You Just Don’t Have TimeOn the days when you have a bit too much dirt in your hair and don’t have time to take a dip, reach for the dry shampoo! Most women have heard of these but have no idea how they work. Let me enlighten you.
Dry shampoos consist of light powers that coat each strand and soak up excess oil, much like you would use when powdering your nose. These formulas come in can-spray form, loose powder or nozzled concentration. Oh! And many, like Bumble and Bumble’s Hair Powder come in different colors! Part your hair in a few places, administer a bit of the shampoo directly onto your roots, tousle a bit with your fingers and brush through. Voila! Another day of wear for your hair!
Keep in mind, not everyone’s hair is created equal is important when finding a haircare regimen that works for you. And if all fails, remember hats are always an option.

The Morning After

Your throat is raw, your lips are chapped, your lashes are stuck together and your skin looks like you spent the day in a sweat lodge. It’s the morning after your birth control failed. Just kidding– you just look like someone sat on your face for 6 hours in the Gobi desert. We’ve all had those mornings where you wake up panicked, in search of your zebra-print bra, ready to bolt out the door, never looking back at the Yeti-like blob you slept next to. But wait! Instead of rushing out the door, stop and take five minutes to run to his bathroom and grab a couple essentials out of your bag before you march your walk-of-shame.Planning is key for a morning after; a strategically packed bag is a lifesaver.
Here’s What I Keep in My Overnight Bag:Make it Go Away Makeup Removing Wipes
by Meet Mark for $8 These things are a complete lifesaver. I know it’s terrible for my skin, but I often times go to bed with my makeup on because I’m just too exhausted to lean over the sink for 3 minutes and douse myself with water and cleanser. These are the fix. Armed with a light, oil-free cleanser, these bad boys take ALL of my makeup off on the first swoop, ALL. I don’t think I’ve seen my skin this clean. Just give your face (and eyes too!) and good rub down, using both sides, splash with water and you’re clean! Tip: If I’ve been out dancing all night and am covered in sweat and everyone else’s beer, giving myself a once over when a shower isn’t in sight makes me feel slightly less gross.
Dramatically Different Moisturizing Lotion to Go
by Clinique for $12.50You know how they say after a long night of partying you should fill up on water to keep yourself hydrated? Well, the same is true for your skin. Sweating and physical dehydration pull water out of your skin, leaving it looking dry, lifeless and sad. Blend a quarter sized amount of this miracle in a tube and your skin will look great all day.Tip: Mix a little liquid highlighter (check out Benefit’s High Beam) in to brighten up your face.
Erase Paste
by Benefit for $26I can get three hours of sleep and still look decent for work. So I immediately start shellacking on the concealer, right? Not with this stuff. Dip your ring finger into the cute little pink and purple pot to warm up the paste and dab it in four places.1. Your undereye: tap your undereye in three places; the center directly under the iris, the inner corner and the outer corner. Blend these together.2. The sides of your nostrils: your skin tends to be darker here, blend a little concealer  into the crease between your nostrils and face, this will even out your skin tone a bit3. The crease between your chin and bottom lip: again, this is an area that experiences discoloration, so rub a little here and blend4. Your laugh lines: this is a spot a lot of people miss. Smile; you see the parentheses like lines around your mouth? Tap on some paste and blend outwards.
Perfect Brow Pencil
by Anastasia for $22I know this is mostly for the blonde girls out there, but I need to color in my brows every morning or I look tired and oddly like a child of the corn. I really like this formula because it combines a color as well as a wax, but in a really non-overbearing way. I’ve used plenty of brow pencils that give me drag-queen brows and I get the complete opposite outcome with this. It comes with a little spoolie at the end so you can comb your brows before and after, making them look super polished.
The Multiple Orgasm
by NARS for $38Look, I know this is a lot of money for a blush, but trust me, you’ll have it forever. I usually use Orgasm by NARS, in the powder form, but in an effort to keep my overnight bag light, I go for the cream, which you can easily rub into the apples of your cheeks for a sweet peach glow.
Buxom Lash
by Bare Escentuals for $18I’ve talked about this one before. Just buy it. The huge brush and super slick formula give you awesome, gorgeous, giant lashes.Tip: If you’re going for a natural look, blink onto a tissue after applying your mascara. This will minimize the amount of product you have dry on your lashes.
Pronto Dry Shampoo to Go
by Oscar Blandi for $11Because my hair is thin, I have two problems. One, it is limp and sad if I don’t take 20 minutes drying it with a roll-brush and two, its so porous it soaks in every smell and oil (yes, people’s pillows are FULL of oil). But, squeezing a tiny bit of this stuff onto my roots and working it around a little, voila! My hair looks clean and smells fresh and slightly like baby powder. A must have for people with oily hair, especially on those mornings you wake up late for class.
Happy-to-Go Fragrance Pencils
by Clinique for $30So you smell like beer nuts and his dog? Draw on a little perfume! The adorable case and sharpener come with three light, casual Clinique fragrances that will brighten up your morning and hopefully cover up last night’s scent. I love the idea of drawing on my fragrance, strategically placing it in the areas I want (behind ears, inside of wrists, under my chin and my decolletage).
Lip Balm with SPF20
by Laura Mercier for $20This is my all-time favorite lip product. The super moisturizing product comes in a brown sheen lipstick tube and is perfect for your purse or pocket. I can’t stand sticky lip gloss or thick chapstick and this balm eliminates both of those issues. It goes on super smooth and leaves your lips hydrated for a couple hours as well as protected from the sun. A must have for everyday use.
So that’s it! You’re ready to go. Now that you’ve got your face on, run out of his one bedroom split and burn your clothes.